Funny Friendship Quotes


Enjoy hilarious & funny friendship quotes that will make you and your friends LOL and ROFL.

  • That’s a horrible idea. What time?? Unknown

  • You’re weird, I like you. Unknown

  • We go together, like drunk and disorderly. Unknown

  • Friend buys you a lunch, Best Friend eats your lunch. Unknown

  • I miss you like an idiot misses the point. Unknown

  • if I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real. Unknown

  • You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you. Unknown

  • You are the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo. Unknown

  • Friend: knocks on your door. Best Friend: walks into your house, starts eating. Unknown

  • Just remember, if we get caught, you are deaf and I don’t speak English. Unknown

  • When I say, I won’t tell anybody, my bestfriend doesn’t count. Unknown


It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’ A.A. Milne

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. Greg Tamblyn


Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive. Unknown

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. Unknown

You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang. Unknown


A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship. Markus Zusak

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. Oprah Winfrey

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. Sicilian Proverb

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. Marlene Dietrich


Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. Otto von Bismarck

Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’ Cookie Monster

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Bernard Meltzer


Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected. Charles Lamb

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. Clifton Fadiman

Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long. Robert Staughton Lynd


You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. Laurence J. Peter

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside. Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. Mark Twain


Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. Edwin Arlington Robinson

The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. Mark Twain

Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go. Margaret Walker


There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. J.K. Rowling

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. Benjamin Franklin

The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families. Jay McInerney


When a woman like that whom I’ve seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man. Alice Duer Miller

Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend. Sarah Dessen

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry. Unknown

I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you. Ann Richards


A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that it is bullshit an listens some more. Unknown

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist. Aaron Machado

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again. Unknown

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. Samuel Butler


I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something. Unknown

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Erma Bombeck

This is by far your worst idea ever… I’ll be there in 15 minutes. Unknown

We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile…then, we’ll be new friends! Unknown


It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not. Mignon McLaughlin

A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body. Jim Hayes

We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much. Unknown

I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends. Unknown

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. Robert Brault


Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans. Unknown

True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically. Unknown

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? C.S. Lewis


Friends make you smile. Best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants. Terri Guillemets

I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness. Unknown

If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything. Unknown


We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing. Unknown

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them. Unknown

I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people. Unknown


I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship. Unknown

Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public. Unknown

Me and my best friends can communicate with just facial expressions. Unknown


God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters. Unknown

Never let you friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time. Unknown

Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital. Unknown


Between friends, differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality. W.H. Auden

One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements. Marcelene Cox

Real friendship is when you friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap. Unknown

funny quotes about friends and friendship

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend. Unknown

Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop. Unknown

Friendship is having those your conversations with your best friend and thinking if anyone heard you, you would be put in a mental hospital. Unknown


A Friend will bail you out of jail. A Best Friend will be sitting beside you sayin’ “Damn That was Fun!”. Unknown

We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. Unknown

Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you. Unknown


Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard. Unknown

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone. Unknown

Friends offer free therapy. Unknown


There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate. Linda Grayson

Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life. Unknown

We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends. Unknown

we will be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes

We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes. Unknown

If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. Oprah Winfrey

Never tell your friends, “I told you so” even when you did. Wendy Jean Smith

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