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atheism is a non-prophet organization - george carlin

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

” George Carlin “

fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity - george carlin

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
” George Carlin “

picture quote of george carlin about success and failure

If you try to fail, and succeed. Which have you done?
” George Carlin “

there are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
” George Carlin “

the planet is fine the people are fucked.

The planet is fine the people are fucked.
” George Carlin “

picture quote of george carlin

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
” George Carlin “

george carlin picture quote

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
” George Carlin “

may the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
” George Carlin “

american dream quote by george carlin

That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
” George Carlin “

quote about men and women

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid & the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
” George Carlin “

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