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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
” George Carlin “
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
” George Carlin “
If you try to fail, and succeed. Which have you done?
” George Carlin “
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
” George Carlin “
The planet is fine the people are fucked.
” George Carlin “
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
” George Carlin “
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
” George Carlin “
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
” George Carlin “
That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
” George Carlin “
Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid & the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
” George Carlin “